Be the Bond! (NaBloPoMo #22)

Author: Devyl Gyrl / Category: Friends / Family, Meme, NaBloPoMo

I do not necessarily want to be a Bond Gyrl … unless I can have the … nah, I just have no interest.

So, why am I doing this? Because I want to be one of the kool kids like @perpstu ;)

Step 1 — Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name (I am Sugar Lustystorm!):

a = Chesty

b = Fantasia

c = Starr

d = Diamond

e = Montana

f = Angel

g = Sugar

h = Pinky

i = Lola

j =Kitty

k = Roxie

l = Dallas

m = Princess

n = Heidi

o = Bambi

p = Bunny

q = Brandy

r = Sugar

s = Candy

t = Raquelle

u = Sapphire

v = Cinnamon

w = Blaze

x = Trixie

y = Isis

z = Jade

(Apologies to those of my readers whose names are listed above. I didn’t make this up.)

Step 2 — Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather

b = Dream

c = Sunny

d = Deep

e = Heaven

f = Tight

g = Shimmer

h = Velvet

i = Lusty

j = Harley

k = Passion

l = Dazzle

m = Dixie

n = Spank

o = Glitter

p = Razor

q = Meadow

r = Glitzy

s = Sparkle

t = Sweet

u = Silver

v = Tickle

w = Cherry

x = Hard

y = Night

z = Amber

Step 3 — Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = hooters

b = horn

c = tower

d = fire

e = thighs

f = hips

g= side

h = jugs

i = shock

j = cocker

k = brook

l = tush

m = sizzle

n = storm

o = kiss

p = bomb

q = cream

r = thong

s = heat

t = whip

u = cheeks

v = rock

w = hiney

x = button

y = lick

z = juice

Got it? Now, leave a comment with your new name!