Be the Bond! (NaBloPoMo #22)
Posted by: Devyl GyrlI do not necessarily want to be a Bond Gyrl … unless I can have the … nah, I just have no interest.
So, why am I doing this? Because I want to be one of the kool kids like @perpstu
Step 1 — Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name (I am Sugar Lustystorm!):
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
(Apologies to those of my readers whose names are listed above. I didn’t make this up.)
Step 2 — Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
Step 3 — Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g= side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
Got it? Now, leave a comment with your new name!
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Mine Rocks! I am Heidi Leatherhiney! WOOOT!
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! ROFL That’s awesome
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I would be Sugar Glitterhorn. That could be fun.
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November 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
*giggles* That does sound like fun
November 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I may have to use my Bond girl name - Sugar Lustytush at Starbucks this week!
XOXO
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