Open Letter to Mama Nature:

Author: Devyl Gyrl / Category: Random

Dear Mama Nature:

You and I, we need to have a CTJ.

This is FLORIDA. We’re known for our mild winters and so-hot-they’re-scorching summers. We held up our bargain and didn’t threaten you during the summer. Why the hell are you torturing us with 20-something degree weather and icy stuff coming from the sky?

You’ve had your fun w/the snow flurries, icy cold mornings, and bitterly cold winds. When I traveled to Boston in Dec 08 for work/play, I was warmer than I am now, sitting in my bed.

Please, put our weather back on track!

Love, Angeles